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NewsWalmart Will Sell You a Ford V8 Coyote Engine

Walmart Will Sell You a Ford V8 Coyote Engine

Welcome to the Brave New World of shopping, where you can grab a gallon of milk, a tub of laundry detergent, and oh, a Ford V8 Mustang Engine, all in one stop.

 

·      A $20,000 Ford V8 Mustang engine is humorously listed on Walmart.ca.

·      This bizarre offering underscores the surreal reality of modern online shopping.


 

It’s the age of convenience, where getting your shopping done involves a cup of coffee and a cozy sofa. But, as we witness the unfathomable – a V8 Mustang Engine listed on Walmart.ca for the low, low price of just under $20,000 CAD – one has to wonder, is this the future we were promised?

Walmart V8 Coyote Engine | Photo : Walmart
Walmart V8 Coyote Engine | Photo : Walmart

Imagine this: You’re sitting at home, sipping on your Great Value cup of joe, casually browsing Walmart.ca for some household necessities, when you stumble upon the “Ford Performance Parts M6007-M50C Crate Engine for 2018-2019 Coyote 5.0L” listed right next to the discounted beach towels. A must-have, isn’t it?

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After all, who wouldn’t want a 5.0L, heavy-duty crate engine sitting in their living room? I mean, it’s the perfect conversation starter for your next dinner party, and what better way to impress your date than showing off your new, room-dominating, high-performance automotive component?

For the pinnacle of 5.0-liter V8 performance and track capability, the Mustang Dark Horse features a uniquely engineered fourth-generation Coyote V8 engine with 500 horsepower and 418 ft.-lb. of torque* to set a new benchmark for Mustang street and track performance

Of course, the cherry on top is the tempting 6-month installment plan on offer. Walmart.ca makes it all too easy to buy an engine in six manageable payments, right alongside your cereal and toilet paper. Do bear in mind the cheeky little note that excludes Quebec. Sorry, folks, lump-sum payment for you!

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The fact that this engine is sold by a third party seller, “Unbeatablesale”, on the site adds a delicious layer of absurdity. Now we can muse over the fact that “Unbeatablesale” thought, “You know what? The best platform to sell this Mustang engine is definitely Walmart.ca. Let’s just casually slip it in between the grocery and clothes section, it’ll blend right in.”

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In the grand tapestry of online shopping, this engine listing on Walmart.ca is a gaudy, surreal thread that has us all chuckling and scratching our heads. We’re living in interesting times, folks, when a Mustang engine is just an “add to cart” away.

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